What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:55
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
HELLO
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.